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When I hired the assasin, I should have specified that he be discrete.

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I thought my neighbors must be crazy, setting out a genuine leather sofa on trash pickup day.

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thinking I had found a loophole to the genie rule about immortality, I wished to be the last human to die on earth.

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“I finally found a way out of this abusive hellhole,” I gleefully shouted to my best friend as she entered.

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When the boy held a fist in front of my face during his behavioral problem discussion, his parents looked surprised and immediately took him home.

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i hate barbie dolls, they create unrealistic expectations about women

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I was happy when my daughter was kidnapped, but even happier when she came back.

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We all thought it was just a terrible accident, it had to be.

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I always grew up thinking Santa Clause was real

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I hired the assasin, I should have specified that he be discrete.	77
I thought my neighbors must be crazy, setting out a genuine leather sofa on trash pickup day.	77
[deleted by user]	77
thinking I had found a loophole to the genie rule about immortality, I wished to be the last human to die on earth.	77
“I finally found a way out of this abusive hellhole,” I gleefully shouted to my best friend as she entered.	77
When the boy held a fist in front of my face during his behavioral problem discussion, his parents looked surprised and immediately took him home.	76
i hate barbie dolls, they create unrealistic expectations about women	76
I was happy when my daughter was kidnapped, but even happier when she came back.	76
We all thought it was just a terrible accident, it had to be.	76
I always grew up thinking Santa Clause was real	76