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Last night as I went to sleep I noticed a spider egg sac in the corner of my room, and it was gone when I woke up.

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I ducked under the bed and held my breath as the footsteps grew louder.

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My twin brother was murdered.

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SIMULATION COMPLETE

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When I hired the assasin, I should have specified that he be discrete.

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When the boy held a fist in front of my face during his behavioral problem discussion, his parents looked surprised and immediately took him home.

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i hate barbie dolls, they create unrealistic expectations about women

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I was happy when my daughter was kidnapped, but even happier when she came back.

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We all thought it was just a terrible accident, it had to be.

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I always grew up thinking Santa Clause was real

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night as I went to sleep I noticed a spider egg sac in the corner of my room, and it was gone when I woke up.	77
I ducked under the bed and held my breath as the footsteps grew louder.	77
My twin brother was murdered.	77
SIMULATION COMPLETE	77
When I hired the assasin, I should have specified that he be discrete.	77
When the boy held a fist in front of my face during his behavioral problem discussion, his parents looked surprised and immediately took him home.	76
i hate barbie dolls, they create unrealistic expectations about women	76
I was happy when my daughter was kidnapped, but even happier when she came back.	76
We all thought it was just a terrible accident, it had to be.	76
I always grew up thinking Santa Clause was real	76